AMUSING MUSINGS OF DUBYA

Kathy Harris sez, “no more”

Fearful of Dem votes galore

Judge Rehnquist presides

Scalia decides

To anoint Bush instead of Gore

A presidential daily brief

Danger of terror bequeath

Condolezza denied

August reports belied

Impending 9/11 grief

Osama Bin Laden attack

Instead, we invade Iraq

Bushies are loyal

But went after the oil

Despite intelligence lack

CIA covert named Plame

That yellow cake threat so lame

The Prince of Darkness outed

Rove’s leaks in turn he spouted

But White House dodges the blame

A search for WMDs

A foil for 9/11 appease

A grab for the oil

And Iraq to despoil

With Halliburton expressing its greed

Geneva designed to protect us

Abu Ghraib revealed as hideous

No concern about torture

Water board subject to cloture

And denial of habeas corpus

A cowboy our prez portrayed

Wanted dead or alive if betrayed

Saddam was his goal

Found deep in a hole

Mission accomplished allayed

Katrina came not too subtly

Destroying New Orleans levees

Snafus abound

Super Dome unsound

But heckuva job Brownee’

An intellect as president we’re yearning

Malapropisms of Bush, stomach turning

No memory by rote

He’d prefer not to quote

Yet warned, “Is our children learning”?

Criminals, the public enemy

Rumsfeld, Gonzalez and Cheyney

Abramoff’s in the slam

Scooter’s involved in a scam

And at the top, et tu Bushee’

Bush is the FISA presider

Domestic spying insider

Constitution no matter

Despite all the clatter

However, “I’M still the decider”

Economy fails and jobs go

Money at Enron, AIG and Citi we throw

Bush claimed it sound

But bailouts abound

For merely a trillion or so

A leader without a solution

Showed nary concern for pollution

Stem cells he’d ignore

Claims science a bore

                               He’s a product of de-evolution